Science used to perfect the bacon sandwich

This seemed like the perfect thing to write about considering that most of us who contribute to this blog are scientist and the others are connected to science either through work, friends, or significant others. Scientist in Britain have developed a formula for the perfect bacon sandwich... a mathematical formula

N = C + {fb(cm) . fb(tc)} + fb(Ts) + fc . ta.

I'm not sure what it all stands for, but that is it. They looked into how to cook the bacon, what type of bacon, the taste, texture, smell, and look of the bacon.

Enjoy,
Alexa and the Bacon Boys.